When I change Emma's diaper I always pick her up by the same leg when I wipe her butt. Do you suppose that leg will end up longer than the other?
If Emma consumes too much dog hair before she turns one will she be allergic to dogs?
Why are baby books so adamant about wiping girls front to back? When you open a diaper and her whole cooter is packed with poo it makes me wonder what the hell's the difference.