Tuesday, August 16, 2005
I tried to let this pass
It came out last week and it was so jaw droppingly stupid.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA has warned pop rival BRITNEY SPEARS not to expect a comeback after her baby is born - because she's "let herself go" too much to reclaim her sex symbol status.

First, we'll take it as a given that neither of these girls is exceptionally bright. Hardworking and driven, but not MENSA material. How stupid can Christina be? She just pissed off every woman who ever gave birth. She's basically saying that after you've gained weight in pregnancy you can't be a sex symbol again. Or Britney can't.

Christina is the one with the gift. She can actually sing. She should be taking the high road because she has a chance of having a singing career well into the future. Britney's life has turned into poorly-dressed white trash on parade. It's like watching the Beverly HillBillys in Hollywood again. Britney may never make a comeback, but it won't be because she can't be sexy again. It will more likely be because of overexposure, no real talent, leeching entourage...take your pick.

Anyway...Christina didn't need to go there.