Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Drew's boobs
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Have been the subject of much consternation today. Apparently Drew Barrymore appeared at the Golden Globes in this dress and it was the unanimous concensus that she was wearing no bra. I guess you had to see them in action. I'm also guessing that 99.9% of the bitching about her boobs is coming from women.

Now I'm of two minds about this. My first reaction would probably be with the 99.9 percenters. Jeez, woman, put on a bra, are you trying to put someone's eye out!?! A lady slings her boobs, didn't you know? What are you thinking? Fire your stylist! Yesterday!

But then another side of me says "Hey, wait a minute."
If she's comfortable like that then doesn't she have the right to go braless? Now personally I'm endowed similarly to Drew. I'm not quite "nipples on the dais" as Sunita put it, but they've gone south and they're not coming back. I wouldn't go braless because I'd be uncomfortable, both physically and emotionally. But if she's happy doing it, then why not? It's her body, it's like that naturally. Who am I to be police of her body? I've heard it said that most women dress for women because we're the worst critics. Don't you think that's true? We try to keep each other in line. Maybe we should give it a rest. It's not actually blinding anyone. So I say "Go you Muffin Tops!" "Let'em hang Torpedo Tits!" "And to my hairy legged baboon sisters...well...um...that's just gross."
Written at 8:13 PM by Highlandgal.
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