Wednesday, April 26, 2006
If someone offers you an Irish breakfast...
RUN!

I'm serious. Our hotel offered a breakfast buffet, all I ate was ham, pineapple and toast. Fried bacon is actually fried ham. Their sausage was...um...disgusting. It looked almost like regular sausage, but when I tasted it the flavor and texture was more like potted meat. Gag. Potted meat is like kryptonite to me. I didn't know if I would recover. Their bread was icky too. And this is from someone who loves bread.

Our last meal in Ireland, breakfast, was at McDonalds. Seriously, how long did you expect me to suffer?