Sunday, August 27, 2006
Why I watch professional golf
When Tiger Woods fires one off the tee and it sails like a bird right onto the wrong fairway, I can say "I can do that."

When Phil Mickelson tops his chip shot and it skulls across the green like a bat out of hell, I can say "I can do that."

When Sergio Garcia has a three foot putt and the ball circles 3/4 of the way around the top of the cup and fails to fall in, I can say "I feel your pain, Brutha!"