Friday, June 22, 2007
This is for the holdouts...
By Executive Order, Crocs Aren't Chic. See, now the President has been spotted wearing them so the issue must be addressed. Here's the money quote:

Crocs now rival flip-flops as the most annoyingly omnipresent style of summer footwear. City streets are inundated with shuffling phalanxes of men and women with bright orange, yellow and red Bozo feet.

P. S. I still haven't worn mine outside my own property ;)